Joke

[Elton58]

ll I wanted to do today was upgrade my mobile phone. All I got was nonsense. THAT IS IT off to SKY. WHAT A JOKE EE ARE

[BrendonH · Accepted solution]

Can you explain. Maybe we can help/

[Elton58]

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Hello and thank you for your response. Th reason why I became so upset yesterday was that I was trying to upgrade my phone. It seemed a simple enough thing at first. Then I started to wade through a list of corporate rubbish on your very brightly coloured website. Lots of people all smiling and happy. It didn’t relate to me though. Not in any way. I was sitting on my own just thinking that a new phone, sold by a bunch of gormless corporate numpties was going to bring me any pleasure. At the time I thought the answer might be to write a blog on their site showing my displeasure. Then it occurred to me that you would reply with some drivel about how sorry you were that I was angry and what could you do to help me. This would have been done with all the sincerity of a Catholic Bishop talking to some young choirboy whilst really eying up his next predatory move.  The thing is you see I’m not really angry, I’m very tired. Very Very tired

Tired of the witless names on Corporate sites blathering about how happy I will become if I could only give you more money.

Tired of Facebook

Tired of the potential of consumerism on an empty shelf

Tired of everything and that includes myself.

I hope that answers your question. Actually, like you, I don’t give a rats A*** about EE or its sad insincerity. I’m just like everybody else. Hanging on by the finger tips without a clue as to why.

All the best

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[belle]

Hi, I 100% agree XX 

[Binkibus]

I agree. I took out a contract with EE paid the upfront fee. And was told the pho e would be sent tomorrow. Lovely. Then I realised I would need photo ID, at this time I dont have that to offer(might sound strange but that's just the way it is at the moment) so I was pinballing back and forth between EE and DPD (the courier) explaining  my situation, neither were having any off it. But was told to go into the store by a member of my local branch and cancel the online order, and he would sort it all out for me. I gave him.my debit card and he did a check on his system. I somehow failed that after answering all his stupid questions  and him shoving my card in those stupid metal slabs they have. I kept answering his questions.  He then told me I cant have the iPhone because it's the most secure company out there. And offered me a pick of 3 phones. I said I will take the google pixel 4a. I.thought finally i have reached the summit( and was hoping because there was positive.the most annoying customer and member staff in there, talking about a load of codswallop. So I sat and patiently  waited whilst my blood was boiling and I was beginning to feel like hulk. I was looking at all the flashing lights and doing well to control my discontent. The phone box was there. They were teasing me like a good un. Then suddenly the box has disappeared, then the member of staff rang a customer service rep, maybe liz from high wycombe. And low and behold the phone was not going to be available to me until the original order had cleared from the system, and then it may not be available. So I couldn't identify myself even though I had the bank card that the direct debit was set up on my birth certificate  council tax bill, emails, photos of myself on my phone I have now and a whole host of other nuggets of me. But still they could not offer me the phone  I.left empty handed and dishearadter spending a day chasing a piece of battery and plastic of broken dreams