Slow Internet connection

[Bennettepub]

My internet connection is worse than the last century TRUE! When I complain nothing is done, except given new stories about rivers or try outside. Try outside are you serious 

mod edit: title added, edited for tone.

[bristolian]

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@Bennettepub wrote:

My internet connection is worse than the last century. When I complain nothing is done, except given new stories about rivers

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What exactly were the stories you were told by EE-CS?

[Bennettepub]

My signal goes across two rivers. Try using outside. The rivers aren’t rivers, and try using outside my flat. Seriously I’m supposed to go for a walk to get internet