How do I get this thieving corporation to provide the service I paid for?

[EE_are_thieves]

This corporation is abominably **bleep**.  Their coverage is nearly non-existent, but that hardly matters as they refuse to connect me anyway.  How do I force them to actually provide the service I paid for?  Failing this, how do I get a full refund?  And which are the best methods of ensuring everybody knows how terrible EE are?  I'd hate for others to fall victim to this criminal organisation.

[bristolian]

Can you be more specific on the problems you're having?

"Nearly non-existent coverage" would suggest you're either extremely unlucky with poor coverage areas, or you have a faulty device.

[EE_are_thieves]

If it were a working person stealing from me then calling the pigs might possibly achieve something, but we live in a society where corporations and oligarchs are allowed to commit crimes.

How big an area without coverage is my "bad luck" and not bad service from EE?

I cannot connect to EE at all.  This is something that happens frequently and is not my phone (my previous phone was the same, and I stupidly made the mistake of assuming it was the phone rather than the corporation, despite knowing that all corporations steal from everyone at every opportunity).

I don't even really want a fix at this point.  I just want every penny I ever spent on these criminals refunded so I can find a slightly less criminal provider (preferably one that at least occasionally bothers to provide).

[Northerner]

Hi @EE_are_thieves 

Have you checked your local area for issues.

https://ee.co.uk/help/service-status/mobile/check-postcode

Do you have access to EE WiFi calling service.

Thanks 

[EE_are_thieves]

Thanks, but I'm really not looking for a sycophantic bootlicker to white-knight the thieving corporation.  The problem is EE.  Entirely.  They are stealing from me.  Mostly because they're capitalists and all capitalists are thieves.

[bristolian]

You've mentioned "cannot connect to EE at all" - is this using a phone, or a mobile dongle device? You've posted in the "mobile broadband" section, so assumption on the part of any response is a recipe for confusion.

Your posts are strong on rant and light on detail - you could potentially get some useful advice on this forum if you're willing to provide more explanation. Much depends what outcome you're seeking to achieve.

[XRaySpeX]

Which mobile router are you using? Have you tried placing it near a window?